Mom: What are you doing?
Me: Well, I'm up to no good, of course.
Mom: Is that dirt in your teeth????
Me: Nah, Mom. It's pizza. Of course it's dirt.
Mom: Ewwww Milly!! Ewwww!
Mom: Let me get a close-up of that. That's so gross. No one will believe me that you did this.
Mom: Oh, MilMil. Look at your feet!! You are covered in dirt! It's even stuck between your fingers.
Mom: Look at that mess. you are going to have to have your mouth and feet cleaned.
Mom: Oh no you don't. I'm not cleaning both of you.
Shelby: What's up with her?
A little dirt never hurt anyone.